Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

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why did the golfer ware two ares of paents. if he got a hole in one

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

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My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

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What happened to the chicken that crossed the road? It got ran over by a car!

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Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

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What did the boy get at the bowling alley for his birthday? a corpse. *from Bones

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Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

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What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

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If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

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who has less of a soul then you? a ginger

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Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

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What do you call a bad joke website? anti joke

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What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

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How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

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What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

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how many Amish men does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but the likelihood of an Amish man needing to change a lightbulb is very slim.

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A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

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What's the best anti-pest control of all time???? The Holocaust.

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what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer

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So a little girl walked into a bar... A concerned adult then told the bartender. The bartender's name was Jim. Jim then asked the girl if she knew her phone number. The little girl said nothing and the bar tender was perplexed at the petrified look on the girls face. Jim the bartender then called the police and explained the situation.Once the girl was brought back to the police station it was learned that she had been missing for three months in a nearby county. The police then return to the bar to find that the owner had multiple kidnapped little girls in a cage under the bar that only he and the kidnapped girls knew about before the cops and Jim the bartender discovered it. The police then arrested The owner of the bar. He stood trial and was senteced to death row, he remains there today.

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one time, a fancy business man walked into a bar. but then he figured out that he wasnt supposed to be there. so he politely apologized to the mortician an and he granted him permission to exit the closet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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