Your mommas so dumb she had to climb a glass wall to see what was on the other side! But the glass was slippy so she never saw what was on the other side.

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A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

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What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

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Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

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2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

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If you were a pie I'd eat you

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Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

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When you wish upon a star... You are only seeing the light of that star, which has taken billions of years to travel here. The star that you are looking at has most likely dead, Just like your dreams.

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What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

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A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

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Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

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What's the only part of a vegetable you cant eat? The wheelchair

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What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

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RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

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Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

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George Washington, a priest, a nazi and a jew are on a plane that's going to crash. There is only one parachute. George Washington says "For my country" and jumps off without a parachute. The priest says "For God" and jumps off without a parachute. The nazi says "For Hitler" and pushes the jew off and takes the parachute.

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whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

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why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

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Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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Are you gay. No. Ok.

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What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

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How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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