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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happend when they were 3 guys in the air? They were skydiving

What's the difference between a tiger and a shark? One's a land mammal.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

Whats Pink and fluffy? Yellow fluff thats been dyed pink :D

Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

How do you double any amount of cash? Stack it up and fold it in half.

why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? The Mexican blind cave tetra (Astyanax mexicanus).

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange.

Knock knock, who's there? Your mom! Oh I'm comming.

What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

What's small, black and at the top of a burning building? Oh shit - I forgot my baby

what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a car

Chris Brown can do no wrong. False he acquired several wrongs through his mistreatment of several women.

Mario walks into a bar A yak walks into a bar An orange walks into a bar 30 men barf in a juicy yot

If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket? No. A picture of a red bucket? No. A photo nailed to a red bucket, which shows a red bucket with a very realistic painting of a red bucket on it? Yes.

Why did Timmy masticate in front of everyone at the dinner table? If he hadn't, he would have choked on large chunks of food.

knock knock whos there boo boo who? stop crying its only me! its not you, my mom has cancer, my dad was killed in a car accident, my pregnant wife has been murdered, and my uncle touches me.

What's Michael J Fox's favorite toy? While, a magic 8-ball might first appear to be a good guess. Let's be honest, those things really lose their luster after the first couple times. More likely it's something like a sports car or big screen television.

an atheist and a christian meet in a bar they chat about football, order some pints, and have a really good night.

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