what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

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How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

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What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

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a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

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How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

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why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

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What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

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Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

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you see theres this guy.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

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When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

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why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

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Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

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you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

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Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

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Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... *walks away*

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

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What happened to the fish? It drowned

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What is brown, white, and red all over? A part asian part white guy covered in blood after having her girlfriend have her period while they were having sex in a club in alaska near a military school that was abandoned and is now haunted but justin bieber took care of that.

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What's the difference between a man and a woman? Generally speaking- biology, except in cases of transexuality.

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Why did the person get hit by a fridge? They didn't for its physically impossible for most people to throw a normal sized refrigerator.

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Two horses were discussing their racing records. The first said, "In my whole life I had won ten races." The second horse says, "Well, I've won twelve of those!" A greyhound trotting by chimes in, "Not bragging guys, but in my career, I've won twenty!" "Unbelievable!" exclaimed both horses. "It's a talking dog!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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