yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

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Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

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what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

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What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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Puns are terrible. I love them.

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George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

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Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

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2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

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Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

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A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

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What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

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wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

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What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

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Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

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Your mother is so fat.

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What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

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the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

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