- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

knock knock who's there? a dog ......dogs cant talk ..................

Whats a movie? A moving picture.

What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey.

What's redder than a red apple? 2 red apples

Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

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Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

Why was the prison full of black people? Because they were all their for security internships.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year old's? I am twenty one and prefer older ladies as I find them more experienced and mature.

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

Two penguins in a bath tub, one says "Pass me the soap" and the other one says "What do you think I am, a radio!"

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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