- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a shortstop do when the ball is by third base? He leaves the field to go to the hospital, his little sister just had a heart attack.

1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

Why did they serve Swiss cheese at the church? It was lunchtime.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

identical jokes get different votes.

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

What's red, white and blue? You're mother on her period after she had sex. I don't know where the blue came from.

Why did the boy miss the toilet when he was peeing? Cause he was in the shower.

My friends a Jehovahs Witness. He got all pissed at me because he tried to tell me a knock knock joke and I ignored him.......i totally stole this joke lol.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

Why was the 13 year old drug addict crying? Because somebody shot him in the foot

Did you hear about the guy that told bad jokes? No.

Where did Mary go when the bomb blew up? Everywhere.

How many pastry chefs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. It's a fairly simple job.

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