What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

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i googled who gives a fuck my name wasn't in the results

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What's long and black? A long and black object.

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why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

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a blonde girl walks into a bar...of soarp, slips, falls, and breaks her spine.

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick

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what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

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What do you call a joke book without a title? A joke book!!!!

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So a man is in a car smoking weed when he forgets to crack a window so he over doses and dies. The car crashes and he kills 3 other people.

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What do you call a child sitting alone in the back of a bus? Anti-social and on the verge of depression.

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My favorite color is Ham. And I can count to Potato.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Sammy bought 48 donuts. He ate 36. What was Sammy left with? Diabetes. Sammy was left with diabetes.

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What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

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Q: What do you call a white man with 5 black men? A: A friendly white man. Q: What do you call a white man with a hundred black man? A: A tourist in Kenya.

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Why did the kid need glasses? A monkey threw a fridge at him.

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What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

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Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

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What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

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why was the little girl crying? Because her family was dead

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why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

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There is my brain said the English man stop leaving it in the fridge and let me mug you now get in the car OK!

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knock knock. Whos there? YELLOW PEOPLE

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what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

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