- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

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