whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

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how to turn invisable. eat yourself

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Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

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Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

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Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

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There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

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Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and bacomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into shit.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

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What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

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Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

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What did the snoop dog have for breakfast? Weed

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So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

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What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

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Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

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Why do Vampires drink your blood? Because the movie maker needed a story

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ermm Hello ? what about me says rishi with a tear down his eye

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How much hard work does it take to become a man? To get to the other side!

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What's worse then 10 babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Duke Nukem censored line: What are you waiting for? the celebration of the day you crucified Jesus and ate his flesh and blamed it upon the anti christ because of... Victory? Because you know Jesus gave his life in order to prove that he was immortal and died for your sins because his life is eternal... Satan your Moral Man: Nah, lets just go with "what are you waiting for, christmas?" Now go celebrate you murdering your savior which said "ill be back" on the cross and returned three days later at his second coming? Seriously? I thought only Jesus: The guy that was totally an ARAB (deny it and be consumed in the flames of hell, not my problem), and Jesus: strikes back came out, where can I get Jesus: The third coming? Factoid: Yeah Jesus was totally a blonde haired white man which went clothed in the finest ARYAN silks, in addition he only drove in his MUSTANG 9001 and smoked Lucky Strike... Which did nothing for his luck...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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