- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

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