- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

Old, Asian, Woman who drive

Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

Why is a T-shirt like a topaz statue of the Archangel Gabriel? They both start with 'T'.

Why are you so gay? Because I am a homosexual.

i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

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