What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

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Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

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Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

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What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

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Wanna know my life in a nutshell? Well you can't. Life is an inanimate object an will therefore not fit inside anything, let alone a nutshell.

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Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

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What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

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What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

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So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

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Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

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I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

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whats worse then finding a worn in your apple the holocaust whats worse then the holocaust two worms in your apple

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H2O corndogs running around naked CC

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What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

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Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

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A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

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What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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