What made Qtip's so dangerous? Q-tip's music

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What is a Zebra? Zebras (/?z?br?/ zeb-r? or /?zi?br?/ zee-br?)[1] are several species of African equids (horse family) united by their distinctive black and white stripes. Their stripes come in different patterns, unique to each individual. They are generally social animals that live in small harems to large herds. Unlike their closest relatives, horses and donkeys, zebras have never been truly domesticated.

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Build a man a fire and he will be warm for a night, set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

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What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

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Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

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What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

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Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

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Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

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knock knock no no you go now i clean

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Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

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Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

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What should you do when you're constipated? Poop.

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Why did the girl fall over? She was poisoned for being the fairest one of all.

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why can't hellen keller drive? Because she is visually impared and there for it would not be safe for her to drive

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Person 1: "Broo my dicks like 19 inches!" Person 2: "Thas not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you."

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Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

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Jersey Shore.

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Q- Why? A- Why not?

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

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What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

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Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

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What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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