- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because the branch broke.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

what would your nan do if she was alive right now? scratching the top of the coffin.

the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

One man says to the other man "Hello Sir, how are you this morning?" He replies "I am doing rather well, and how are you?" The first man replies "Quite good." And they continue about their day.

(Knocks on Helen Keller's door) You: Knock knock Helen:....

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

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