Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

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Yo momma so fat she's obese.

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why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

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Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

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What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

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what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

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You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

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Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

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lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

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Two People go To Africa They have a lovely time they come home then go to Miami Florida after Florida they decide to go to germany sadly there was a plane crash and the two men fell into a pit of acid.

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Major League Soccer

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Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

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A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

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the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

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When life throws knives at you, run away.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Q: you wanna hear a joke? A: yeah sure. Q: well im not gnna.

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An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

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Male leadership.

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What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

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A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

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Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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