Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

What do u call a cripple Biv

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

I named my son ps2 controller

When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

Actual jokes are now obsolete.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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