Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

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Neither did she.

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how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

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Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

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What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

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A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

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Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

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what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

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alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

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Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

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What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

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A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

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A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

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yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

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Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

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What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

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Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

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Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

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What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

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-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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