- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

why did the blue berry cross the road

why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

What do you call a bird with a broken wing? A bird with a broken wing.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

Woman are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my ****

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

What did the mentally disabled child say to the snowman? Mnnghhhmuhmuhhu ooh ooh ooh!

what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

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