- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two homosexuals walk into a bedroom, and begin to have sex.

How many athiests does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens live on farms.

What's one plus one? 2. Two legit, two legit to quit, hey, hey... What's one plus two? 3. Easy as abc, 123, abc, baby you and me. What's one plus three? 4. hes a jolly good fellow, for he's a jolly good fellow.

I told my friend one of these anti-jokes, he took it seriously and beat my head with a bat.

How do you prevent a baby from crawling all over the place? You nail his hands to the floor

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

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