- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

What do you call a bird with a broken wing? A bird with a broken wing.

trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

why did the blue berry cross the road

what's worse then death? finding that your adopted, no one loves you and you mother raped you at the tender age of five.

"I see!" said the blind man, as he picked up a saw and hammer.

What do you call a fat black guy in KFC? A guy who likes KFC.

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? HE didn't. He watched where he was going.

A horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse. The horse walks out of the bar kicking over some chairs and scaring some people because he is a horse and horses do not belong in public atmospheres.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Finding an apple in your worm !!! ... Wait, what ?

Yo mama so dumb she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl! I'm sorry,that was just really rude of me. I've been talking to my therapist and I think this insolent behavior came from my dad. I always wanted his approval but he always liked my brother more and blah blah yak yak.....

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