AND THE GAME BEGINS ANEW!

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

Did you hear that the actress, Reese what's-her-name, got stabbed to death? Witherspoon? No, with a knife.

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

There once was this guy and he fell down

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

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Women's Rights..

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

What advice did the cat give to the man? Nothing because it's a cat.

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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