A man walks into a doctors office and waits for his turn. After his name was called he walked up to the doctor and told him that he kept having hallucinations. The doctor prescribed an antibiotic to help with the mans addiction to LSD.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How man Jews can you fit in a box? A:if your German than you tell me.

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Once there was a dog, another one came to it and then there were two.

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I dont often wash my hands in the bathroom but when i do its so people dont think im gross.

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Why don't you want to shout "Hi" to your friend Jack on an airplane? Because he's deaf and will not hear you.

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A priest, a jew, and a pirate walk into a bar. An exchange of dialogue occurs with the bartender and hilarity ensues.

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Q:What did the turtle say to the jaguar? A: Well, a turtle and a jaguar live in totally different habitats, turtles live in water while jaguars live in grasslands, so it would be unlikely for them to cross paths and communicate. Turtles and jaguars are unable to speak and, if a jaguar were to talk to a turtle, the turtle would be unable to make out words because turtles can only pick up vibrations. And, they would have nothing to talk about.

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How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

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2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

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When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

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What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

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Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

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What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

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What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

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why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

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A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

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OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

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Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

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"Knock knock" Come in!

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What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

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I have cancer. And you're next.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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