- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

Why are leprechauns so happy? The grass tickles their balls

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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