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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Banana soup, Gorilla poop

Why was the pig squealing? Because all four of its legs were tied together and it was about to have it's head chopped off so the meat could be processed for people to enjoy.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Doctor B: Doctor who? A: Doctor Johnson, i'm here to check up on you. How's the medication going? B: It's going well thank you, it's working. A: That's very good to hear. Hope you recover soon. B: Thank you!

Two boys go down stairs on christmas day. They fall and die.

roses are red, violets are are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you

ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

Your momma's so stupid that she might not have graduated from high school, ceasing her ability to have an educated job. Now, she makes minimum wage and can barely feed her son.

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

Yo mama so dirty when she takes baths there are rings.

Why did the muslim cross the road? To blow up a train

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "why the long face?" The horse replies, "I am Sarah Jessica Parker."

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

What is Ron afraid of? Spiders!

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

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