WTF THINKING: "If you are going trough hell go back to where the path to hell began just get the fuck out of there you stupid dumbass muddaf0cker" "If you feel life is pushing you five steps back for each one you go forward, just turn your fucking back to your goal and you will get there in no time" "Never ever ever ever ever give up" -Fucking inspiring when you just give up after a certain number of "evers" "IT IS BETTER TO REIGN IN HEAVEN THAN TO SERVE IN HEAVEN!" "I forgot the rest" Nero the ONLY moralman (Fuck Neronism and they copying my shit, I am the only psychopath animal theRAPIST in town! (Female animals only, you think I am a pervert or something? Be ashamed you perverted deviant!)

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Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

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One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

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How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

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gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

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Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

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What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

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Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

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What was a hard time for people? the great depression

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Why did the blond girl walk into the street pole? Because she wasn't paying attention.

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

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What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

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Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

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A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

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why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

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What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

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a man walks into a bar with a monkey i forgot the rest of the joke your moms a whore

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If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

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Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

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What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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