- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

homosexual rights to marriage

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

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