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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

What's the worlds most popular burger? The Krabby Patty

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

A panda , a cheetah, a dog, a spider, and an eagle are in Antarctica.. The eagle looks around at the other baffled animals and says " What is this????? This isn't right! I'm so confused!"

i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

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