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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

star wars kid

Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

What's red and bad for you teeth. A brick

Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

Women's rights.

Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

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