Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What is the best thing in the world? The opposite of the worst thing in the world.

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

what type of cat has green feathers? a green-feathered cat.

What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunette: it stands for I Don't Know Blonde: okay, I get it now

What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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