- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

What did Shaq do when he first met Rondo? Play Basketball

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

You know what's funny? A well told joke

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

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