- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

Q: Why was the man eating his foot? A: Because he was a part of the circus.

You wanna hear a joke? Your dick.

Cacti are green Clouds are white Spoons are silver Corn is yellow Carrots are orange Asphalt is black Grapes are purple Cinnamon is brown Lets's have sex

Whats Better Than Apple Pie Sweeeet Pie

How do you have fun while stuck in traffic? Play bumper cars!

3 guys are in a car crap manners and shut up.shut up is driving and crape falls out the window so manners goes and gets him. A cop pulls over shut up.he goes what's your name son?shut up.where's your manners boy?over there picking up crape.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to, like any other chicken

Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. A.Knock knock B. Who's there? A.Not Susie

what do you do when you see a injured black man screaming in pain rolling on the ground assist him or call 911 depending how severe the injury is

What do Gary Glitter and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both successful pop stars

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