- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

Q: What do you call a black man running for congress? A: Congressional Candidate

I17. I17. I17. That was my best impression of a Bingo caller.

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

What's black and really really smelly? Martin Luther King Jr.'s grave.

I enjoy Popcorn

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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