- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

I enjoy Popcorn

Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

Q: What do you call a black man running for congress? A: Congressional Candidate

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Astyanax mexicanus, a subspecies of Mexican tetra that lives in a subterranean habitat and as such has structurally degenerate eyes that have atrophied over the course of evolution.

Knock knock Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, we have a drink named after you!" Surprised, the grasshopper replies, "You have a drink named 'Bob'?"

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