Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

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how do you kill a giraffe? shoot it

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Hitler: honey what's for dinner? Hitlers wife: a jewwwsyy steak

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A guy, arriving at the pearly gates of Heaven, asks St. Peter "Why did I die? Why me." St. Peter replies: "You died the same way everyone does. Lack of oxygen to the brain."

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Whats worse than being rapped by a giant scorpion. Being gangbanged by a couple giant scorpions

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Q: Who was shot 50 years ago? A: Abraham Lincoln was shot 50 years ago! (=

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A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

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What's worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

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When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

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What is green and has wheels???? Yo mamma on a Wednesday.

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How do you fit four elephants in a car ? Two in the front and two in the back

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

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why did the black man go to jail why he raped your mom

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homosexual rights to marriage

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Yo mamas so fat, when she jumps in a pool she displaces a disproportionate volume of water.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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diarrhea.

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A Chinese man and an African man walk into a bar. Its good to see so much multiculturalism in a usually racist society.

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im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

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Q: If a Hungarian boy grows up to be a very successful payroll manager and learns to love and hate, show compassion while firing someone, and how to re-image the entire white house's security system, how many pickles are in the doghouse? A: 17

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How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

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What is the difference between being a serial killer and a doctor? I'm not a doctor.

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Chuck Norris once round-house kicked someone so hard that he broke his leg.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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