- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

Q: what did Timmy get for his 8th birthday A: killed MR

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

– Hello. Is this a laundry? – Yes, it is a laundry.

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

1+1=2

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

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