What did the snoop dog have for breakfast? Weed

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

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How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

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How do you make a black guy cry? You kill his family.

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Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

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Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

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What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

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roses are red, violets are blue, your boyfriends thinks i'm hot that's why he dumped you

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How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

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Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

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Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

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An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

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There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

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Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Jim Jim who? Oops, wrong house.

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Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? I don't know

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A: Knock Knock B: (No Reply) Nobody is home and the man trying to get in will come back later and try again.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Umm... Why would it not?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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