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Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

what has hair and can fly? a human.. i lied about the flying.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy launched a flare. Nobody came.

What’s the difference between a frog and a duck? One is a frog and one is a duck.

READ IT ALL> whats the difference between a jew and a pizza...the jew is a human with living features and organs that keep his body hydrated while also keeping his blood pumped throughout him, otherwise the pizza is a circular, doe based cake like food topped with a fine layer of cheese and in some cases topped of with other substances such as pineapple or ham :)

A man walks up to you and asks you:"What's funnier than a dead baby?" and then smiles, you then proceed to frown and tell him he needs to seek help. The next day you see his face on your TV

Q: Whats pointy and sharp and rhymes with life? A: A spear. It's close enough.

When life hands you lemons, make lemonade. Well, life isn't a physical being so chances are low that it will actually hand you lemons.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse stares eats an apple and trots out... Horses can't speak therefore do not understand the question and cannot reply

Want to hear something funny? Sure, what? 9/11

I'm pretty sure you can't throw a fridge...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

Yo momma is so fat that she is overweight