- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

what do you call a professional gamer Their name

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

A russian gives away vodka.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

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