I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

Women's rights

Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

whats brown and booky a book.

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

what has hair and can fly? a human.. i lied about the flying.

Yo momma is so fat that she is overweight

Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

Good afternoon.

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