- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

What's normally shaped like a rectangle, and is so thin, it gives people cuts? Paper.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

What happens if you fell off a 600 foot cliff? You die.

Q. what is your favorite food? A. Chicken, burritos, sandwich, rice, hot dog, turkey, duck, carrot, broccoli, eggplant, apple, blueberry, pear, raspberry, blackberry, orange, grapes fries, chips, cheese, pretzels, worms, and candy canes.

Why did the blonde fail her driving test? She was paralyzed and had down syndrome.

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