- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

hiya

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

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