Pee is yellow Shit is? brown My shit is yellow WTF

Your're racist.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil armstrong Neil armstrong walks on the moon...Michael Jackson molests little boys

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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