Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To go to work. And be sexually harassed. For 70 cents on the dollar.

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

Your're racist.

What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

Pee is yellow Shit is? brown My shit is yellow WTF

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

Why did the man punch the women? I don't know, but he served jailtime

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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