I was hungrey then i saw a man puke. Im still very hungrey. Then i threw up. Im not so hungrey

Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot lost control of the plane.

What has two legs? Half a cat

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

Why did Dan fall of his bicycle? Because somebody threw a refrigerator at him.

Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

The Dark knight rises................. From the place he was before he rose.

Penis

Did you know that onions is the only food that makes you cry? Oh? Really? Positive. what if I threw a coconut at you're face. ...

A man walks into a bar, he then gets a giant bump on his head as he passes out and is rushed to the hospital.

What did boy with now arms and no legs get for christmas A pogo-stick

What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

A dancer walks into a barre

When is a door not a door? When it's a pair of titties!

Mike and Richard were walking down the street together Richard left because of Mike's garlic breath

what did the african say after he got beat by the cops? wow i really shouldn't have sliced that mans head off.

Q: Why did the Jew fit in with the White people? A: Because he, and his compatriots, have accepted the view of Judaism as a religion, and perhaps a lifestyle -- but not a race.

Why does Matt Daly do in his free time? it involves his finger and his own buttwhole

What do you call a concentration camp with a mental disability? Auschwistic.

Why did the girl blush when she opened the fridge? Because she saw the salad dressing

Why did the duck turn black? an oil spill

Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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