what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil armstrong Neil armstrong walks on the moon...Michael Jackson molests little boys

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Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

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what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

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Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

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What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

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Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

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Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

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"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

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What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

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Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

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Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS darragh hamilton

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Josh Moran sticks CD's up his dick to see how fun it is to give a boy anal.

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How do you make an egg laugh? That is an irrational question eggs are inanimate object and are unable to laugh

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how do you make a homosexual man have sex with a woman? shit in her vagina

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Q: Do these jeans make me look fat? A: No your fat makes you look fat.

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Why don't you ever want to greet your friend Jack on the plane? Because your wife cheated on you with him and she is having his baby, if you were to even think about talking to Jack, you'd end up slitting his throat and throwing him off the side of the plane into a crocodile pit where they will make a feast of his body for the next couple days... So just don't greet Jack

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greetings ZOE. WHAAA BANNANNAS ROCK MAH WORLD. WHY DID THE TRAIN CRASH? ....BECAUSE THE CONDUCTOR WAS A PIECE OF CHEESE! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA. WELL LOVE YA CHICAS. PEACE AND BLESSINZ. SALUTATIONS, isabel.

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? It had no legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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