- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy tell the fly to eat the cheese? A: because he wanted him to

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

I have 20 dollars and 27 cents. How much money do I have? 20.28$ I found a penny.

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

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What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

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What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

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Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

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