What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

Sonny Bono walked into a bar. No, wait, he crashed into a tree.

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

Hey how is your wife and my kids

There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

Chuck Norris threw a grendade, killed 50 people, then it exploded This is a highly improbable event considering no man is faster then a grenade

-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

were at work systems r down

Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

What do you call a man floating in a pool with his arms chopped off? A murder victim.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

69.

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

Person 1 - Have you heard about the movie about constipation? Person 2 - No. Person 1 - It hasn't come out yet

What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

Your gay

what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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