- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

A man jumped off a cliff and wished he could fly. He was hit by a plane

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

What? Huh?

whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a light bulb Why? Because they're so darn stupid

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown, sued the water company, bought a huge settlement and ran off with that slut Little Bo Peep.

Why are Asians good at Math? Because they are bad at English.

nathan your cats dead now...well hopefully

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