- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the only part of a vegetable you cant eat? The wheelchair

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

What do communists and strawberries have in common? You can eat them.

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

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one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year old's? I am twenty one and prefer older ladies as I find them more experienced and mature.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Why did the boy let go of his red ballon? Because he was hit by a car

What's more annoying than dyslexic jokes? Jokes were peopel spel words rong.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

What red and goes up and down? A tomato in an elevator.

Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

Why is it OK to make fun of a deaf person? Because they can't hear.

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