a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

Burp

What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

Whats green? Mountain Dew.

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

pobody's nerfect

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

Roses are Brown Violets are Brown Whos been shitting on my garden??

Hey. I came up with an anti-joke. I posted it here.

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot. You racist.

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