Why are white people white? I don't know

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It says so on your cap.

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Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

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Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

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The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

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In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

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Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

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A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

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"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

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What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

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what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

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What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

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He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

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Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

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bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

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It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

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A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

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Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

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Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

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What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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