Roses are Brown Violets are Brown Whos been shitting on my garden??

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot. You racist.

why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

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Roses are red Violets are blue These are facts that many people know

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

What's red and smells like cherries. Cherries

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

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KENYAN HEALTHCARE kenyan water kenyan aids-free kenyan we dont have flies around us

Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

Waffles ate my grandma

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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