- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue These are facts that many people know

joke hahhahahah where did u find that joke, on the internet

If you were a pie I'd eat you

A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

What's red and smells like cherries. Cherries

What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

KENYAN HEALTHCARE kenyan water kenyan aids-free kenyan we dont have flies around us

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Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

What's the difference between a smashed watermelon and a dead black person? One is a minor slip of the hands and the other is a fatal accident involving a human being.

How old are you? 7

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

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