How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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How do you stop an African outlaw who uses child soldiers? Angelina Jolie

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Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

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The first train go fowards at 250 mph, and the second train takes a left, how many pancakes are on my rooftop? - The answer is purple because aliens don't dribk coffee

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What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

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Whats Jewish and Funny? A Jewish Comedian.

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Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

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why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

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Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

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Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

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What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

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Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

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knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

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An Irishman walked into a pub.... He never left.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

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Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

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There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

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What happens if you jump on barbed wire, but break your fall? You hurt your arm as well.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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