We got him in about five minutes, the kid will already be exhausted by the point we get to him, r rather, he gets to us. Pretty quick for a small geek I got to say, the photography we got of him is an obvious Photoshop, but he seems similar enough I guess. I would call, but it seems someone has been messing with all other "Erron`s" homes and phones if I had not dropped mine, I would not have noticed we have been bugged for a while, pretty professional gear too,

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? What? I don't have a Corvette in my garage Wanna hear something gross? Sure. 1 at the bottom is still alive. Wanna hear something grosser? Yea. It's eating its way out

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing? She had no arms and legs Knock knock Who's there? Not Lucy

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How did Jesus walk on water? Jesus is God in the form of a man, and he is the only human being ever with the ability to perform miracles

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.why did 6 hate 7 and 8? because they were blocking her from 9!

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It's The Only Crayon The illustrator had?

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet. You're adopted.

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what do i refer too White people = Business Yellow People = Smart Black People = Drug Smugglers, Terrorists, Rapists etc

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Why are women such horrible drivers? Their hair gets in the way.

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What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To look at the most interesting man in the world.

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

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Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

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What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

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Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

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Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

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What comes after Friday? A ?.

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A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

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Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

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Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

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