- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

What do you get when you put your dick in a potato? A guy who is into creepy sex

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

What's the difference between and Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout returned from camp.

Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

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