Flowers are colors Love me

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why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

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Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark

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What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

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joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

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Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

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What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

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Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

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What's the difference between and Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout returned from camp.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

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You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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What do you get when you put your dick in a potato? A guy who is into creepy sex

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what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

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What do you call a black man with a guitar? His name

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A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Hispanic guy walks into a bar. The white guy orders a beer, the black guy orders a shot of vodka, the Asian guy orders a sake, and the Hispanic guy orders a shot of tequila. They were drinking and having a great time.

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A man found a magic lamp. He rubbed it and a genie emerged from the lamp. The genie asked what his new master's wishes were. The man wished for asthma.

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Knock knock Who's There Sally Sally who? Sally who .got hit with a fridge and fell off a tree because I have no arms. Sorry, I do not know you.

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So there were these three guys on a plane, one with a ruptured hernia, one with a stomach infection and one with a raging case of gingivitis. Half way through the flight the pilot said, "unfortunately we will not it make to our destination... we are crashing." The three men then went to get the parachutes. they then say that there was only two. the man with the ruptured hernia picked one up and threw it out the door and pushed out the guy with the stomach infection. The guy with the raging case of gingivitis said, "why did you do that... we could have used that parachute!" the man with the ruptured hernia responded, "taco." and jumped out of the plane. the pilot then goes on the intercom and says," sorry. false alarm. we will not be crashing, please enjoy the rest of your flight."

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WHAT DO YOU CALL SOMEONE HAVING A MYOCARDIAL INFARCTION? Dead

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Knock knock. Who's there? There's no need to ask this question due to the fact that most homes are built with peepholes nowadays.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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