- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what did Timmy get for his 8th birthday A: killed MR

What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

how do you fit 100 jews in a mini ? two in the front, two in theback and 96 in the ash tray

Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

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