Knock knock Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

A black man and a white man walk into a job interview. Neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

Guess what your birth certificate really is. An apology letter from the condom factory.

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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