- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

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What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One asks the other "Isn't it hot in here?" To which the other replies, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!"

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

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Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

I17. I17. I17. That was my best impression of a Bingo caller.

What's black and really really smelly? Martin Luther King Jr.'s grave.

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

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