- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

What's worst than your computer breaking? Your face

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple

What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

A car walks into a bar.

A thief stole a calendar. Later, feeling guilty, he returned it to its owner, admitted his misconduct, and went to a local minimart to purchase his own.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

what's brown and sticky? A Stick

penis in the camel

roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

why did Suzy play jump rope with the neighbors kids? She had no legs!

What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

My jeans

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