What's taters, precious? The potato is a starchy, tuberous crop from the perennial Solanum tuberosum of the Solanaceae family.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because chad makes babies cry.

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? You apparently are not a fan of lemons what so ever, so you then throw them away, not knowing what to expect.

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Josh is sooo great at blowing, xoxo Dylan Hodge.

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A man is sitting on a park bench crying. A blonde walks by and asks him why he's sad. The man proceeds to explain he just lost his children in a custody battle with his ex wife.

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A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

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What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

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Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

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what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

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How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

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Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

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Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

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why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

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i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

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-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp

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Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

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Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

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What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

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Q: what did Timmy get for his 8th birthday A: killed MR

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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