Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

What you do you call a gay man with no arms and legs? His name.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

One time at band camp.............that's it........

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

What happened when the football player couldn't get his Coke from the vending machine? He got angry.

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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