What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Do't you just hate when a sentence doesn't end how you think it will and it just octopus.

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A man gets a new job working for his boss. The boss gives him more and more work and less pay. The man finely gets fed up, beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later speculated that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

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Knock knock whos there? Jake jake who? jake from state farm, and i'd like to tell you about our insurance company

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A man walks into a bar after a hard day of work, and he meets this girl and they really kick it off, so the girl says, "lets go somewhere more, private" and they both go to a more secluded bar that has less decibels of noise.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q2: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2: It was nailed to the first one. Q3: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3: Peer pressure.

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Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

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What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

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where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store.

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What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

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Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

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man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

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What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

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What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

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whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

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Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

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Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

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Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

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What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

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What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

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Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

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Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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