- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many moms does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. They make you do it!

what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had one nut

Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Yo Dawg, I heard You Like Kittens and Volcanoes... So, I threw Your Kitten In A Volcano.

Knock knock. Who's there? Never mind that. I have a gun and your child. Come out with all your valuables and he won't get hurt.

Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

What did jimmy get for dinner? Food

what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Through forceful action.

why do muslims always turn to their left? Because they don't have their rights.

Your at a racism seminar. You learn not to call black people the n word but you know they really deserve it

Going out for a quiet one, having a drink or two, and returning home.

Knock knock... Home invasion

What is black, white, and red all over? A zebra that was shot by poachers.

All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

Me: Hey Chris! Chris: WTF.u.c.k

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