- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

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Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

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