- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

There once was a boy walking down the street. He got shot in the head. He died.

Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not a blind guy.

Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

Touche.try eating something, I eat low carb crap when I am too sleepy, and today I guess it works.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Magic.

How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

What's worse than failing a test Drowning

What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

Whats the difference between a person with cancer and breakfast? Breakfast is important

Why did the young boy fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome.

What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

The optimist sees the glass as half full. The pessimist sees the glass as half empty. The average American sees a half-finished glass of water that is not flavored and is therefore is not worth any reasonable person's time.

Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

Q: How much dirt is in a hole 3 by 6 by 2 feet? A: There's no dirt, it's a hole.

How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

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