- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

it was all Tagart

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

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