- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

What's the difference between and indian man and a barstool....... indians walked on the moon with a cow named chester.

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

Women's rights.

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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