- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

Man 1: is that boy high? Man 2: No. He has down syndrome

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

You're tearing apart, Lisa!

why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

Why didn't Superman save anyone on September 11? He was in a wheelchair.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh gasp gasp I need you... Woman: slams phone DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

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