How did the blonde die drinking milk? She was severely lactose intolerant.

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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So, this joke isn't funny.

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WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

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Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

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So a Buddhist said, "YOLO." ._.

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-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

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A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

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Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

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Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

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george goodburn is secretly mexican

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wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

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What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

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A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

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What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

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How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

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An epileptic man attends a rave.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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