- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worst than 1 baby dead in a microwave? 2 babies dead in the same microwave !

Why can't so many guys get it up? Because erectile dysfunction affects 30 million men nationwide.

What do you call a person who walks but doesn't run? A power walker What do you call a person who runs but doesn't walk? Someone running to the nearest bathroom holding there crotch.

Want to hear a joke? I hope not because I don't know any.

Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? A: "Fred is raping your sister with a puck."

Why did Isaac cross the road? Because Jake did Why did Isaac cross the road? Because mum told him not to Why did Isaac cross the road? Because Maya was there

hey im leon and i love the chuckie

3 brothers Mohammed, Ahmed and Saahad were on the 09:25 flight from Tehran to New York. They each only carried a rucksack each and a one way ticket. They are Syrian refugees and their parents are dead.

Q. what is your favorite food? A. Chicken, burritos, sandwich, rice, hot dog, turkey, duck, carrot, broccoli, eggplant, apple, blueberry, pear, raspberry, blackberry, orange, grapes fries, chips, cheese, pretzels, worms, and candy canes.

Did you know that Obama wasn't born in the United States? the contiguous United States

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother

How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

What black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

Man walks into a bar, Has a few drinks and goes home.

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

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