- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I wish you were never born. Me too. Then I wouldn't have been raped today.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

What do you call a terrorist on 9/11? A terrorist.

Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

why did you poop because you are a poop

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

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