- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

Yo mama so ugly... she has an extremely bad burn on her face.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

Your Mama is so old, that she is probrably going to die pretty soon.

Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

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