- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

im not black, im Joseph Kony

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

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