- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

Do you smell that? Sex and candy?

Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

A tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it... Fall on top of a woman and crush her to death

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

A mother with a bum hip and her son go to walk up a set of stairs in the mall. The floor was slippery because the janitor just mopped the floor. They decide to take the elevator instead.

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "No." "Good. Tobacco causes cancer."

I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

What's 2+2? Fish

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