- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

A Duck walks into a bar.

If life gives you lemonade.

A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

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