- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

rocky is staring at us from outside...

When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

If life hands you lemons... Question yourself what just happened because life isn't tangible and has no way of handing you lemons, and even if it did, why lemons?

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

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