- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

Why did the man cross the road He didn't, he died after being hit by a car

Why are all teachers stupid? They´re not. Why would you say that?

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

why is cancer a big thing because its bad

can you pass the soap?

Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

Justin Beiber

Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

Alchohol.

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

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