- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

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