- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

An escalade with 5 black men crashes off a cliff and all of them die. this is terrible. an escalade seats 7.

Matthew Baker

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

Are you black? Kill yourself.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

Grace Ackerson

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

What do you call a man with no friends? Terry

What looks red and smells like barf? Depends on how you look at the situation.

the redsox

I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

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