i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

A rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

Ready for something funny? nothing

Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun. that dumb ass jill forgot the pill and now they have a son

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

A women left the kitchen.

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

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